Local man fails in attempt to reach moon

In attempting a late entry for this years Darwin awards, a lad from Sunderland was admitted to hospital at the weekend after trying to launch a firework from his arse. Needless to say it all ended in tears (probably quite a lot) as he suffered a ‘scorched colon’ (two words that should never be used in the same sentence). Twat.

Posted 3 years, 4 months ago

Is that tears (from your eyes) or tears (rippage)? :)

Andrew · www · 3 years, 4 months ago

What was this guy thinking? really...What was this guy thinking?

Carlos · www · 3 years, 3 months ago

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