Local man fails in attempt to reach moon
In attempting a late entry for this years Darwin awards, a lad from Sunderland was admitted to hospital at the weekend after trying to launch a firework from his arse. Needless to say it all ended in tears (probably quite a lot) as he suffered a ‘scorched colon’ (two words that should never be used in the same sentence). Twat.
Posted 5 years, 2 months ago
Is that tears (from your eyes) or tears (rippage)? :)
Andrew · www · 5 years, 2 months ago
What was this guy thinking? really...What was this guy thinking?
Carlos · www · 5 years, 2 months ago